Her "Long Shot" Strategy Exposed

Oh Hillary. You stayed in too long. You tried 1 smear too many. You just couldn't take the fact that you were beaten because you sold out to George W. Bush over the past 6 years. Why, we wondered, would you stay in the race and fan resentment toward Barack Obama. Why? What on earth do you think could happen to result in the nomination being given to you?

Oh, that! "We have seen an X-ray of a very dark soul. One consumed by raw ambition to where the possible assassination of an opponent is something to ponder in a strategic way. Otherwise, why is murder on her mind?"

I've got an idea Hillary. Go. Now. Please.