Ladies and gentleman I have some troubling news to report. As you can see in this photo, Meghan McCain, daughter of Presidential candidate John McCain, has been photographed wearing a
terrorist scarf. At first I was caught unawares because it is a subtle violet color. Then I remembered, from one of the greatest Americans of all time Jerry
Fallwell, that
purple is the color for gays (
remember tinky winky). So look what we have here. John McCain's daughter is a gay terrorist! This is more than a preacher man - this is a daughter. As a great American and your window into the world of true patriotism I bring you this warning not with glee but with concern. Do we want a man who has a gay terrorist daughter in the White House? I think not! Now I'm off to the
tattoo parlor to get an American flag
emblazoned on my chest.
1 comment:
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
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