"Freedom Fry" Congressman hungry like a wolf

Water Jones, a Republican from North Carolina was a vocal pro war proponent and was so mad at France for not joining us in invading Iraq he called for French Fries to be renamed Freedom Fries. Right wing dimwits across the land did what they do best - parrot - and soon it was a test of patriotism how one ordered their pommes. Well, like many on the right, he now realizes he was conned. He's now actually come up with a good idea about Iraq.